Ed

20 May

I get home tonight and made dinner and while washing dishes I see someone at my door. I answer, its the new guy from upstairs, I call him Ed (because he is special). I ran into him once and he said something strange to me but I can’t remember what it was. Anyhoo, he looks a little strange like he has been hanging upside down. His hair was sticking up all over and not like he meant to do it if you know what I mean….. so he says “I hear voices late at night”. UH O K …. At first I don’t say anything and check to see if he is carrying a hatchet or something that he could lop my head off with. Negative. Then he says “I hear people talking late at night, is it coming from around here?” Suddenly my Alley McBeal voice says “yeah the peeps next door stay up all night, duh” As I flash back to reality I tell him how the couple next door work late at night and come home and eat and watch TV for a while and that is what he is probably hearing. He nods his head, looking down the whole time like a beat puppy. Then he says o k and walks away.

As I shut the door I start thinking, should I be worried? Maybe I should steal a kettle bell from crossfit tonight and keep it at the door? Maybe I should have told him “yeah well you walk loud too!”

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One Response to “Ed”

  1. Lewish May 25, 2009 at 9:33 pm #

    Ok, I am laughing my head off…be nice to the special people. Just don’t be too nice he might think your are his new girl… if you know what I mean.

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